What’s more fun than sex? Not a lot, really. Sports are pretty fun, music is cool and video games can be a nice distraction from the impending heat death of the universe, but sex is undeniably the best way to spend your spare time.
You can learn a lot about someone by having sex with them. For instance, you can find out what their vagina/penis looks like, and the face that they pull when they reach the point of orgasm. However, you can also learn what “sex persona” they assume. Sex personas are a group of characteristics a human adopts when they’re having sex; there are six in total, and if you don’t believe that you belong to one of these categories, then you’re either lying to yourself and/or are thoroughly ignorant, and should bring it up with one of your former lovers immediately, at which point they’ll reply “oh yeah, you’re totally a Living Doll.”
You may not fit perfectly into one of the following categories, but rest assured that your sex life certainly contains elements of each of them. Discover which sex persona you assume whilst shagging below:
You may not fit perfectly into one of the following categories, but rest assured that your sex life certainly contains elements of each of them. Discover which sex persona you assume whilst shagging below:
Adamant on only ever having sex in the dark, this person likely has crippling body issues which is a crying shame, but it also makes sex a bit like a horny game of hide ‘n’ seek, where neither participant is fully aware of where they’re grabbing/prodding. There will be lots of discussions regarding whether “it’s in” or not, a few painful yelps when someone has put something somewhere they shouldn’t have, and an awkward climax where no one is really sure where the ejaculate went.
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